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Nevermind. I figured out what was wrong.

2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: bbv 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at java.lang.Class.forName0(Native Method) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at java.lang.Class.forName(Unknown Source) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at cpw.mods.fml.common.FMLModContainer.constructMod(FMLModContainer.java:416) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at sun.reflect.GeneratedMethodAccessor4.invoke(Unknown Source) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at sun.reflect.DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(Unknown Source) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at java.lang.reflect.Method.invoke(Unknown Source) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at com.google.common.eventbus.EventHandler.handleEvent(EventHandler.java:69) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at com.google.common.eventbus.SynchronizedEventHandler.handleEvent(SynchronizedEventHandler.java:45) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.dispatch(EventBus.java:317) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.dispatchQueuedEvents(EventBus.java:300) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.post(EventBus.java:268) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at cpw.mods.fml.common.LoadController.propogateStateMessage(LoadController.java:140) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke0(Native Method) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(Unknown Source) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at sun.reflect.DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(Unknown Source) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at java.lang.reflect.Method.invoke(Unknown Source) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at com.google.common.eventbus.EventHandler.handleEvent(EventHandler.java:69) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at com.google.common.eventbus.SynchronizedEventHandler.handleEvent(SynchronizedEventHandler.java:45) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.dispatch(EventBus.java:317) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.dispatchQueuedEvents(EventBus.java:300) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.post(EventBus.java:268) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at cpw.mods.fml.common.LoadController.distributeStateMessage(LoadController.java:83) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at cpw.mods.fml.common.Loader.loadMods(Loader.java:479) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at cpw.mods.fml.server.FMLServerHandler.beginServerLoading(FMLServerHandler.java:86) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at cpw.mods.fml.common.FMLCommonHandler.onServerStart(FMLCommonHandler.java:345) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at ho.c(DedicatedServer.java:64) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at net.minecraft.server.MinecraftServer.run(MinecraftServer.java:458) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at fy.run(SourceFile:849) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] Caused by: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: bbv 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at cpw.mods.fml.relauncher.RelaunchClassLoader.findClass(RelaunchClassLoader.java:185) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(Unknown Source) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(Unknown Source) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] ... 28 more 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] Caused by: java.lang.NullPointerException 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at org.objectweb.asm.ClassReader.<init>(Unknown Source) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at codechicken.core.asm.ClassHeirachyManager.transform(ClassHeirachyManager.java:80) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at cpw.mods.fml.relauncher.RelaunchClassLoader.runTransformers(RelaunchClassLoader.java:228) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] at cpw.mods.fml.relauncher.RelaunchClassLoader.findClass(RelaunchClassLoader.java:173) 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [iNFO] [sTDERR] ... 30 more 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [sEVERE] [Minecraft] Encountered an unexpected exception NoClassDefFoundError java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: bbv at java.lang.Class.forName0(Native Method) at java.lang.Class.forName(Unknown Source) at cpw.mods.fml.common.FMLModContainer.constructMod(FMLModContainer.java:416) at sun.reflect.GeneratedMethodAccessor4.invoke(Unknown Source) at sun.reflect.DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(Unknown Source) at java.lang.reflect.Method.invoke(Unknown Source) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventHandler.handleEvent(EventHandler.java:69) at com.google.common.eventbus.SynchronizedEventHandler.handleEvent(SynchronizedEventHandler.java:45) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.dispatch(EventBus.java:317) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.dispatchQueuedEvents(EventBus.java:300) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.post(EventBus.java:268) at cpw.mods.fml.common.LoadController.propogateStateMessage(LoadController.java:140) at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke0(Native Method) at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(Unknown Source) at sun.reflect.DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(Unknown Source) at java.lang.reflect.Method.invoke(Unknown Source) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventHandler.handleEvent(EventHandler.java:69) at com.google.common.eventbus.SynchronizedEventHandler.handleEvent(SynchronizedEventHandler.java:45) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.dispatch(EventBus.java:317) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.dispatchQueuedEvents(EventBus.java:300) at com.google.common.eventbus.EventBus.post(EventBus.java:268) at cpw.mods.fml.common.LoadController.distributeStateMessage(LoadController.java:83) at cpw.mods.fml.common.Loader.loadMods(Loader.java:479) at cpw.mods.fml.server.FMLServerHandler.beginServerLoading(FMLServerHandler.java:86) at cpw.mods.fml.common.FMLCommonHandler.onServerStart(FMLCommonHandler.java:345) at ho.c(DedicatedServer.java:64) at net.minecraft.server.MinecraftServer.run(MinecraftServer.java:458) at fy.run(SourceFile:849) Caused by: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: bbv at cpw.mods.fml.relauncher.RelaunchClassLoader.findClass(RelaunchClassLoader.java:185) at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(Unknown Source) at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(Unknown Source) ... 28 more Caused by: java.lang.NullPointerException at org.objectweb.asm.ClassReader.<init>(Unknown Source) at codechicken.core.asm.ClassHeirachyManager.transform(ClassHeirachyManager.java:80) at cpw.mods.fml.relauncher.RelaunchClassLoader.runTransformers(RelaunchClassLoader.java:228) at cpw.mods.fml.relauncher.RelaunchClassLoader.findClass(RelaunchClassLoader.java:173) ... 30 more 2013-01-11 20:53:15 [sEVERE] [Minecraft] This crash report has been saved to: F:\meincraft\.\crash-reports\crash-2013-01-11_20.53.15-server.txt Updated to 1.4.7. Everything broke.

That's the only bit of the log that is related to my issue. There are no other errors. My ports are being blocked despite being forwarded.

2013-01-05 10:26:07 [iNFO] Starting Minecraft server on {REDACTED}:25565 2013-01-05 10:26:07 [WARNING] **** FAILED TO BIND TO PORT! Port is forwarded, firewall is configured, etc. etc. This is if I set the the server-ip in properties to my external IP.

Just that, my buddy gets a timeout when he attempts to connect. I can connect fine, my ports are all forwarded. There is no error. We tried Hamachi, still no go. Tried redownloading and rebuilding the server from scratch. Still nothing. Nobody outside of my home network can connect.