So, what happens when I try to launch Minecraft... I hit play, the window closes as usual, it takes a bit to get the actual game window up and running which I think is also typical. But immediately after the game opens up, it crashes, the launcher reopens, and I'm met with this message:
The game crashed whilst initializing game
Error: java.lang.RuntimeException:
java.lang.reflect.InvocationTargetException
I looked in the common problems part of the EAQ to research and didn't find my problem there, I don't know any other way I could research the issue, so that is all I've done.
This is the crash report in its entirety: